i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Will exercising make me less horny?
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