Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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