He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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