if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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