she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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