she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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