he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
