It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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