if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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