Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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