ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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