Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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