She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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