How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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