no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i dont even know how to be here
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he laminated a picture of his dick.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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