just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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