She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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