Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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