it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
how drunk are you?
Several
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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