Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Oh Jesus.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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