i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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