He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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