Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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