im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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