What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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