Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
