No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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