dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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