your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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