Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell