Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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