the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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