he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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