Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
