Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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