It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
