Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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