It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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Canadian or clown?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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