The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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