so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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