Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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