You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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