Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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