windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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