new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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