NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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