I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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