I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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