What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she told me i tasted like america
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one