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(646): View more from New York

My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay

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(276): View more from Virginia

Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.

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(561): View more from Florida

I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?

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(407): View more from Florida

I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.

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(716): View more from New York

It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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(404): View more from Georgia

How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

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(630): View more from Illinois

I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.

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