He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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