My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.