There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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