It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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