sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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