Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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