This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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