This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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